Bum hole banana bread 

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.

Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

Bum hole banana bread by Your_mum69 October 21, 2020

Chocolate-Coated Banana 

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

Chocolate-Coated Banana by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021

Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream 

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again

While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.

Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021

Mega Max Banana Split 

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.

"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."

Mega Max Banana Split by jelloman423 January 27, 2022

What's on the banana 

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

What's on the banana by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

Deadly bad awsome mega super banana 

Who looks up what a Deadly bad awsome mega super banana is?

You.

I never thought Id find aDeadly bad awsome mega super banana in the Urban Dictionary.

Deadly bad awsome mega super banana by A 14 yr old kid who is bored July 18, 2020