Anal etiquette

Anal etiquette is simply asking if the partner has a clean poop shoot. The last thing anybody wants when they go anal is dookie on their finger and or penis.

Hi as we agreed on anal tonight. How is everything looking? Is everything clear? Are we in there like swimwear? Or do we need to wait. That is the proper way to do anal etiquette. Nobody wants a surprise .

by LilKrazy6980 February 7, 2020

Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it

Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.

by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021

Anal buccaneer

A Anal buccaneer is basically the same as a Butt Priate but with a improved name.

"Be careful Joe or these Anal buccaneers will make us walk their plank"

by Cuntcrusader69 November 28, 2017

anal reward

After she's done with her squat regiment, she may get a dick in her ass as a reward

Jenna finished her hundredth squat. She squatted down again and pulled down her yoga pants shaking her booty in anticipation of what came next. When I lay on my back under her, she aggressively pushed out her butthole and sat down on her anal reward

by the funny one February 25, 2022

Anal Acid

The remaining residue of diarrhea that may leak out.

"Open up. I'll drip some anal acid in your mouth."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Anal Nussen

Anal sex with love or also hard. Depending on wheter with Kondömers or without.

Anal Nussen with Kondömers

by Moishe1986 July 21, 2021

anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.

Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.

by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017