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father of wesley 

A "father of wesley" is when an abusive father,probably named trey, paralyzes your biological father and freeze him in a block of ice. then your fake father(trey)chases after you in a huge redneck truck and makes you wallow around in the mud while video taping you. and only lets you see your real father in his ice block on wednesdays.
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Bestest in the Westest 

When someone or something has achieved an all time greatness that cannot be topped. (Natalia)
Thanks for getting my condoms g, you're the bestest in the westest
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Lincoln-Way West 

High school in New Lenox, IL., gets destroyed by Lincoln-Way East at practically every sport, located in the most boring town in all of existence, look out any window and you’re guaranteed to see a cornfield.
P1: Did you hear about Lincoln-Way West’s football game against East?
P2: Yeah. They lost again.

Sophia and Weston

Sophia and Weston are literally the cutest couple they both play sports and get good grades there the talk of the town no one can get enough of that Sophia and Weston
OMG they are such a Sophia and Weston!

North West 

A poor girl that will most likely grow to be an untalented teenager with a drug addiction. Because of neglect from her shallow, rich parents. She will likely be scarred by Her mothers nudes and pornos, as well has her fathers awful lack of good judgement. Just like beyonce and JZ's child, northwest will fade into obscurity soon, and all attention will go to kanye's supreme hatibleness and Kim's next nude photoshoot that people are somehow suprised by every time. We are sorry North, we hope you find some talent, you have not genetic ones, so work hard!
Story of North West:
Kanye: I want sex
Kim: ok
(9 monthes later)
Kim: Now we have a baby
Kanye: What the fuck do we do with this thing?
Kim: Idk. lolz
North West by doormandude June 2, 2015

Millard West 

A school in Western Omaha where all the preppy rich kids go to school. Known for being rude, spoiled, and having terrible sportsmanship. Their main rival is Millard South although Millard North is one as well.
A last year, Millard West students threw pennies at the Millard South band when they marched around the track.

A boy planning to attend Millard West streaked down Q street during a football game for a bet.
The western portion of the state of Tennessee. Everything west of the Tennessee river.
The realest niggas stay in West Tenn. The farther east you go the lamer the niggas get!
west tenn by Tone Capps April 22, 2006