Turd n’ Curd

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Slick a turd

To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.

Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!

by webb72 December 10, 2009

Polish a turd

To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.

Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.

Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.

by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016

drifting turd

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

by jester01 February 26, 2011

munkee turd

bomb ass skunk weed; da kine; killer ganja

1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...

by mr. kook's daddy December 25, 2008

Turd Transport

It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you

"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"

"oh really, sweet"

"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"

by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

cry of a trapped turd

The nasty ass stench that emits from yo ass when you fart with a loaded chamber.

My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.

by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007