When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"
by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014
Get the Phantom Turd Snakemug. by webb72 December 10, 2009
Get the Slick a turdmug. 1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...
by mr. kook's daddy December 25, 2008
Get the munkee turdmug. To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016
Get the Polish a turdmug. It's when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
"Hey i heard John's wife let him do a turd transport last night"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
"oh really, sweet"
"but i'm never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now"
by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008
Get the Turd Transportmug. When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.
A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious
by jester01 February 26, 2011
Get the drifting turdmug. My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.
by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007
Get the cry of a trapped turdmug.