Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.

"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Toilet Stool

A Southern U.S. term for a toilet, most often used by people who were born no later than the 1930s.

Grandma bellowed, "Boy, get in here and come clean up this pee from 'round my toilet stool!"

by The TrUth will find you out September 24, 2023

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop

by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023

Toilet Bowl

The toilet bowl is a battle between the best incompetent football teams in the United States of America that go by the names of Zebras(0-7) and Vikings(0-7). This game is truly one for the history books as Lincoln may have the first 0-10 team in school history. Good luck to both teams this year in the annual “Toilet Bowl”

Good luck to the zebras in the toilet bowl!

by Jacob Epstien October 9, 2023

Ticeon

Not spelled normally like Tyson. Instead he's a special species that's usually the type of person who you love and hate at the same time. He's your verbal punching bag and that will never get mad at anything unless you touch his drumset. He's usually the person talking and ur jar of useless information that is actually quite smart. He's usually the person who is the party animal that well latterly do the dumbest shit and will be the life of the party. He's usually a person with a horse cock who thinks it small.

Shit I just pulled a ticeon. I left the fucking gas in the fire.

by Tice209516 October 28, 2023

Toilet Pi

When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.

Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.

by Numerati November 12, 2023