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jacob taylor 

A very attractive person with a huge dick and is a pro at many sexual acts

Take that Taylor 

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.
Take that Taylor by Tofurkey August 30, 2013

Not The Taylor Way

dont do stupid stuf that is not the taylor way. You will know if it is the taylor way or not.
Amanda Pessler bullies a kid
The kid yells NOT THE TAYLOR WAY!

jeremy ray taylor 

A fucking icon. A legit fucking icon.
Jeremy Ray taylor is a fucking icon

I know, right?

Tobias Taylor 

Famous broadcaster on Younow.com. Known for his crazy laugh and amazingPewdiepie impersonations. Tobias loves making people happy and absolutely hates vegemite in large amounts. Rarely seen without a beanie.
Person 1: "Hey, did you watch Tobias Taylor yesterday?"

Person 2: " Yeah he's such a funny guy."
Tobias Taylor by Croozraider January 7, 2013

david taylor 

A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.
Dude! You should have just bought a new log splitter, you're totally being a David Taylor!
david taylor by Dirtisgold December 5, 2017