david taylor

A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.

Dude! You should have just bought a new log splitter, you're totally being a David Taylor!

by Dirtisgold December 05, 2017

Miss America

When you pull out a shoot your load across her body thus giving her a sash of cum.

Dave: Hey Steve did Alyssa come over last night?
Steve: Yeah Dave but when I pulled off to side to give her a Miss America, I got it in her eye!

by Dirtisgold February 27, 2021