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Conspiracy Porn

Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.
The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).
by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020
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Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.
Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝
by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022
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Porn hands

1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
by 11001001 June 30, 2005
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Child Porn

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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scat porn

A type of porn in which an individual poops on another individual or poops in their hand and rubs it on themselves or another person, or both with the intent to arouse the other person or themselves, or both.
Guy 1: “Yo have you ever watched scat porn?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah! Like where they shit on each other?”
Guy 1: “Yeah!”
Guy 2: “Oh hell yeah dude, that shit is hot as fuck!”
by ejh123 May 18, 2019
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Grumble Porn

a combination of the sickest, most disgusting porn

an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip
"Haha, Jack's into Grumble Porn!"
by Dan July 13, 2003
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porn twack

To take your 2 fingers and smack somebodys nipple with them.
by B-Unit October 13, 2003
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