tornado surprise

tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement

Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane

by gabbyz January 22, 2014

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

slutty surprise

When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.

I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise

by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014

Vagina surprise

An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina

He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.

by Kreator January 9, 2015

dingle surprise

The rapid and forceful ejection of berry-sized poops from the anus.

Ethan Anderson had a bad dingle surprise yesterday. I hope he feels better.

by Mr. Dr. Boss May 29, 2014

Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014