Soft Launch

"Soft launch" is a term when someone hints at being in a relationship online without fully showing or tagging their partner. For example, posting small clues like a hand or a date setup.

She posted a dinner picture with someone's arm across the table; she just soft launched"

by charms67 January 27, 2026

Soft Spiral

When a girl is slowly losing her mind over multiple small things at once, but is still functioning, looking cute, and pretending everything is fine.

I told my friend I am fine, but was clearly in a "soft spiral" over her entire existence while doing her makeup.

by unicornpinkypromisemusthave January 27, 2026

Soft Logging

When you are hard, but then get soft… but still pump and dump.

Dude, I came in 20 seconds and then I soft logged her for another minute!

Soft Logging means your penis is less than 69% erect but you are still inside a vagina.

by Red_man_blue February 6, 2026

Soft Clarinet

The act of eating out a vagina whilst tickling the recipient’s belly, the music being the resulting mix of moaning and laughter

Gave that bitch a soft clarinet last night, should’ve heard her music

by Lud Hanjeschter February 18, 2026

Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.

Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands

by nagoleel May 13, 2025

soft butch

incredibly stupid term that no lesbian should use

person 1: “yeah I’d say I’m a soft butch”

person 2: “what? there is literally no reason to call yourself that. just say you’re a butch.”

by beyonce’s lover June 7, 2025

soft white male

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.

I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025