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Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.
Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.
by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025
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pee nose

"pee nose is my dad"

"no, son, i was robbing a bank and found you eating the money"
by mrmrpizza May 29, 2022
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Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.
For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.
by ainsleyb123 December 4, 2021
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Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.
Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.
by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020
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olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.
by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025
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Nosed

When a guy has a particularly large nose and a girl sits on his face and the guy's nose acts as a sex toy for the girl's clitoris until she orgasms.
Girl 1: "Jaiden let me sit on his face last night and totally nosed me."
Girl 2: "He does have a pretty big schnoz."
by K.K.T June 16, 2017
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