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use the microwave

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "
by jsurfs November 25, 2016
mugGet the use the microwavemug.

I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
mugGet the I use all 4 USB portsmug.

mog us

when you turn so sus you mew and edge to skibidi toilet
Mom I doing mog us
by XxRitzxX May 13, 2024
mugGet the mog usmug.

We/us

When a friend goes too deep into a relationship and stops using first person pronouns entirely.
Dude never refers to himself without her. It's been so long since he used the word "I" that he might as well add We/Us pronouns to his bio.
by gfs1179 May 15, 2024
mugGet the We/usmug.

used heart

the heart of one person who tried to love someone but it didn't work out and they never became a forever family together - the used heart comes with used genitals and there might even be a divorce or children included
"I couldn't deal with his used heart. I won't play second fiddle to anyone. I don't even care. To live doesn't make me alive."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the used heartmug.

Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).
by seizurebutton February 21, 2019
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