google monkey

The bitch in a nerd group. The Google Monkey is the one that makes random Google searches while everyone else enjoys the Mountain Dew.

"Google Monkey, SEARCH!"

by .A.K.A.A.R. August 28, 2006

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Monkey Bitch

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.

Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

by Teddy Bear Gangsta March 04, 2009

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Suck-Monkey

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract

Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...

by FireMoth February 20, 2006

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Bleach monkey

A term referring to a white person that is meant to come off as derogatory, but mostly makes people laugh. It is mostly used by internet trolls trying to get attention.

Blogger: Even though I am white, I respect all that Dr Martin Luther King Jr has done for us.

Troll: SHUT THE FUCK UP BLEACH MONKEY!

Blogger: Rofl!

by Euphemia Li Brittania March 16, 2011

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Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.

See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja

Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!

Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?

Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!

by THe Holy Nazi June 28, 2005

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