by sussybaka215 December 27, 2021
Get the swear king mug.I sometimes throw 95% of a bag of Doritos in search of the King Doritos. They're the only ones I like; they should make them all with that much of the good shit on 'em.
That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.
That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.
by Wemedge August 13, 2010
Get the King Dorito mug.bottled water with a hint of fruit that costs 3.00 and can only be purchased by "kingish" people. you know you are a king buying king water when the person serving you says "do you know that costs 3euro? do you still want to buy it?"
Catsy "hey julie...is that king water your drinking?...ugh!"
Julie "yeso!"
Catsy "ignorant"
Julie "you dirty doxy"
Julie "yeso!"
Catsy "ignorant"
Julie "you dirty doxy"
by sadhbh June 18, 2007
Get the king water mug.A ginger from Belgium who is a complete and total asshole. Thinks he is mr. Perfect and will shoves his views down your throat while pretending he is so smart . He is also a pussy ass bitch who has a crush on a girl who will never love him.
by Hook_ May 19, 2019
Get the BM king mug.1. Someone who willingly provokes people to diss them, and takes on all disses as being true without ever admitting it, and can diss back harder than guada but never will because every thing is greater than nothing and they think of themselves as nothing.
2. Someone who rarely disses back unless insisted upon, or is taking the blame for what they predict someone else would say, but worse, because they can't also see the good side.
2. Someone who rarely disses back unless insisted upon, or is taking the blame for what they predict someone else would say, but worse, because they can't also see the good side.
Man, that nigga's a diss-king. He'll teach you how to take a punch and aikedo back.
Want some diss-king -en? You're looking hypocritical and unsure of yourself.
So you're a feminist and don't know what you want in a man, but the ones that fit the bill have to be spoke to one sentence at a time and as indirectly as possible? Maybe you need to hit up that diss-king, he could turn you into a self-hating demon until you grow up and learn some maths.
Want some diss-king -en? You're looking hypocritical and unsure of yourself.
So you're a feminist and don't know what you want in a man, but the ones that fit the bill have to be spoke to one sentence at a time and as indirectly as possible? Maybe you need to hit up that diss-king, he could turn you into a self-hating demon until you grow up and learn some maths.
by WorldEndingThoughts September 27, 2018
Get the Diss-king mug.Elijah King is a kind, charming and goofy person. He will always drop whatever he is doing to make sure everybody is okay. His eyes are the most charming thing about him, you can look into them forever and its like looking into stars. Dont let all that fool you though! Elijah King is also a very rambunctious person. Along with his very unique personality he never seizes to bring a smile to everybody's face. He is definitely the life of the party and loves to be the center of attention. He will always be down to meet new people. Everybody that has met him will say he has the biggest heart of gold. His biggest love for life is his family and making one of his own! He would go to great lengths to make sure his family is happy. Elijah is one of the good ones.
by eAnnonymousjuserk February 24, 2023
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