Jackson Praed

A strange man standing about 5'10.25, who sweats profusely even in the winter.

It smells weird, I bet Jackson Praed is here

by splootluge April 7, 2022

Jackson

Funniest guy you will ever meet!! Brown hair with gorgeous brown eyes. Scorpio but doesn’t act like it. Gets offended easily but is forgiving. Very good looking and sweet!!

“Bro he’s so funny” “Definitely a Jackson

by Mari <33 December 27, 2021

Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

jackson

jackson is the cutest boy. you can tell him anything. he will be your world, the boy you care about the most. sometimes jackson’s are confusing and make you upset, but you can never stay mad at them. the looks that they give you and the way they look at you with their bright blue eyes will make you fall for them ever harder. jackson’s will leave sometimes, but will soon find their way back into your life. you will never care about anyone the way that you care about jackson. pbc.

are you and jackson talking again?

yes, for the 10th time this year.

by sboolovesyou November 18, 2018

Jackson

The perfectest person ever. He is always there to make you happy. He is the sweetest and most caring person in the whole world. He will always you you before himself and will love you unconditionally. You are the luckiest person in the world if you find yourself a Jackson.

Jackson is just the perfectest!!

by Jbb711 January 4, 2019

dirty jackson worden

when you cheat on your girlfriend with a hot tub jet while punching her in the face and break up with her

dude i totally dirty jackson wordened my girl last week at the county pool

by smokypokythebear December 29, 2024

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011