(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.
*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *
Dan: "hey Rick"
Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"
Dan: "human hashtag for-real"
Dan: "hey Rick"
Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"
Dan: "human hashtag for-real"
by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013

When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.
by Xenorak January 11, 2019

by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021

"Digital humans are interactive, AI-driven representations that have some of the characteristics, personality, knowledge, and mindset of a human." - Gartner
Well, the digital humans at Home Depot were clustered in the plumbing aisle causing a huge traffic jam for the actual humans, me, trying to get my toilet repair kit.
by jmacofearth November 13, 2023

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.
by anonymous January 2, 2025
