human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

Human Animals

Also known as Hamas and its supporters worldwide. Context : in early October 2023, the terrorist group Hamas and its degenerates followers launch a massive terrorist attack on the civilian of Israel using various form of missile strikes and infiltration during period of holiday important to Jewish people. The Human Animal savagely butcher civilian hiding inside bomb shelter, rape and kidnapped countless women and children. In one incident , they massacre attendees of a music festival with the death toll of more than 250 innocent civilian and many women were raped and shot afterwards. In Western countries and around the World, other human animals are celebrating this event through demonstrations with some living garbage offering free cookies to commemorate their victory against civilisation.

Israeli Defense minister: I have ordered a blockage on Gaza . No Electricity! No Food !No Fuel ! No Water ! Everything is closed! We are fighting human animals and we act accordingly !

by K-Anon October 10, 2023

Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..

Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.

by GuysWord December 3, 2021

Human

"Mistakes" in one word.
No one is perfect.

Is the Among Us imposter an Human or he is actually an alien??

by notweirddude October 4, 2020

human bad

A phrase mocking people that claim humans are inherently evil with no actual argument or evidence, stated in reply to the claim in bad syntax to make the OP seem dumb. the person being mocked is usually an edgelord seeking validation through self-loathing and is basing their view of humanity on social media, ignoring how diverse humans are in real life. sometimes this is also done to boost their personal agenda and get angry that others' opinions don't perfectly align with it. The claims by the OP can often be found in comment sections of youtube videos discussing the Fermi paradox or about odd human behaviors.

comment: Aliens will never visit us because we're all stupid.
reply: "Remember kids, human bad!" please touch some grass and stop clogging up the discussion.

by dirtwashere March 19, 2023