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measuring tape game 

n. In order to play the measuring tape game all you need is a self retracting tape measure.

While seated in a chair or on the floor, you extend the tape vertically or horizontally as far as you can until it buckles under its own weight. Whoever extends it the farthest, wins.

The game is typically played while doing some sort of construction work.
Son: "Yes! I got 96 inches!"
Dad: "What the? Stop messing around. You have grout to lay."
Son: "Sure, dad, soon. I'm playing the measuring tape game."
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no game game 

(n) a type of 'game', as in means of attracting the opposite sex, usually perpetrated by men, in which they act as if they have 'no game' in order to dupe women into dating them for the sole purpose of gaining their trust. Once this is achieved, the actual 'game' is implemented.
She thought she had finally met a nice guy, but it turns out he was just running the no game game on her.
no game game by Moyse Trap May 16, 2008
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gamecluck 

n. A person who is addicted to video games, particularly MMORPG and other pay-to-play games, which are sometimes known as digital crack. Often encoutered at LAN parties, sucking down bawls.

See also, cluck.
Anyone who still plays Counter-Strike is a total gamecluck.
gamecluck by GameClucks.com March 14, 2004

Game Show Ride

A bottom of the foodchain 'stripper' model with no options.
I went on the "The Price is Right" and won a Game Show Ride.

Game Show Ride by WisBadgerman December 13, 2008
the lost look gamers have on their when they enter the *real world* of sunlight and fresh air after hours of gaming in their caves. usually involves blinking; other body afflictions include blinking thumbs and permanent stoop.
Our neighber just walked outside and looked totally game fazed. Musta been playing wii for hours!
game faze by bewellgroomed January 3, 2009

Game Spitta 

A Lyrical Artist that critiques the difficulties of their craft.
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