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fart honk

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.
As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.
by chahuggy October 26, 2014
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Fart beaver

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.
by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022
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cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
by kraykray28 November 5, 2020
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ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass
omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg
by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021
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fart snitch

The person that calls doorknob. Also, known to ask "who farted?"
Bitch doorknob fart snitch fartsnitch
by vealbarrow February 23, 2014
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Meade Fart

A smelly fart, shit, or person. Something that will make you gag or throw up. Will more than likely take years off of your life.
Bro, Tyler took Grace to the movies last night and she let out the stinkiest shit during the movie. A straight up meade fart if I’ve ever smelt one. He had to leave her throw because it was a follower.
by Gregsticles98 June 28, 2021
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fart ice

The barrier that stands between two people (most commonly in a new relationship) being comfortable enough to fart in front of each other.
Travis broke the fart ice between Phil and his girlfriend while the three of them were at a social gathering and Travis let one rip. To ease the tension and awkwardness, Travis said “that was just some asshole talking shit”. Phil and his girlfriend shared a laugh about the event and commentary and as a result, Phil and his girlfriend have felt comfortable farting in each other’s presence. Fart ice can be broken in many ways and it can be broken by anyone. It can be done by accident, or on purpose, or inadvertently by a third party.
by dviv August 23, 2019
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