girls who eat carrots 

a sentence said by one and only louis tomlinson referring to girls who like blowjobs. why he said girls? we don’t know! (we actually do, it’s called closeting) but what we know for sure is that man is gay as fuck.

Louis: i like girls who eat carrots

the whole fucking world: girls? you sure?

girls who eat carrots by killmymind28 June 17, 2021

go eat rocks 

( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).

son: (starts waving US ]Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: since when re you so politically opinionated? it's your mother who's supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to kiss the Don's ring, or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that flag, to go eat rocks, and then to your room to do your homework. Got that?

son: yes, but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect

go eat rocks by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2015

I eat ass so that's rad

A phrase an american said to me on instagram

"I eat ass so that's rad"

I eat ass so that's rad by i eat ass on the daily November 28, 2018

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021

jimmy eat world 

An amazing band that you should listen to.

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"

jimmy eat world by ducktaper July 29, 2008

Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.

Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.

Go eat a winky waffle by Lady Monday November 4, 2006

Girls who eat carrots 

“I like girls who eat carrots”-Louis Tomlinson

I love that Louis said that sentence with i like girls who eat carrots.

Girls who eat carrots by Aria<3 February 5, 2021