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Chode

The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut
“I blew my chode all over the slag”

“She swallowed my chode”

Holy shit! That was a big chode!”
by Moose86 August 18, 2023
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
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Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode
Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan
by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024
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Chode-Roll

A stubborn man who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even handle his own business without making a mess. This guy hasn't showered in days, so his nut sack is super-glued to his inner thigh from all the sweat. He loves things done a certain way, and gets pretty defensive and largely nostril flared if you interrupt him while he's talking, or just completely ignore everything he just said or tried teaching ya, and might light up green and transform into the hulk himself in a matter of milliseconds. (Watch out, its scarier that watching a pack of wolfs trying to tie their shoe laces while pogo sticking through the african jungles.. yeeesh.

Talk about the heebee-jeebies!). This guy also likes to call his weiner tiny in order to gain your empathy and comfort, in hopes you will ask if you can flop it around in your mouth for a bit if you want to, or if youd like to see its cool dane moves it just learned and maybe massage it a few times a day, just cuz. Another thing about this type of persons, is, they have a super crazy addiction... they will not leave their home, finish any projects, and his day isn't complete without picking hid nose with a pair of tweezers that could double as garden shears. He farts more than he breathes, and he is definitely , way smarter than all of us, people in the world combined and if ya ever meet one, you better cross your fingers and run like hell, you'll fall in love with him so fast, ya won't know what hit ya.
Careful, don't go over there yet. That Chode-Roll over there is still picking his nose with that garden sheer, careful he doesn't get lose with that thing, who knows what he's capable of.
by Niftyshiftyjiggleybooty August 5, 2024
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Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
by Beezer12washingbeard September 8, 2023
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chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis
My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night
by stroker9138 October 1, 2023
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chodependence

people who constantly insult each other, e.g. call each other "chodes," but continue to work together
Brian and Telegatha make such a show out of their chodependence.
by the brabtaker December 19, 2023
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