Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022

Candy skin

A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt

All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.

by Strawberry335 June 07, 2019

candy volcano

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.

Keith: "Bro, Sarah candy volcanoes like nobodys business!"

by wazzanagga September 24, 2013

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 02, 2023

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

up candy

slang for vagina

"yo bitch, let me get a taste of dat UP CANDY"

by doesn't matter eat shit February 02, 2009