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cali

California, NorCal-SoCal. the west coast state of California.
ay abula u dumb ass us real Califonia foools call it Cali. by the way u prob. one of them fakes that wanna be from the best state in the states.
by Frsico DOn May 13, 2005
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california-rich

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007
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California Face Rocket

This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!
The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009
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The California Way

1. When you smoke weed everyday.

2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.
-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."

-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves. Everyone was too high to realize."
by PLil December 18, 2008
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Cali

An ugly hoe that no one likes. A total bitch. The rudest person EVER. A big drama starter. Usually talks about her best friend; Wendi.
Cali is a bitch. she talks about wendi ALL the time.
by Nora156LeanderTX July 7, 2011
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californian bath

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.
guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"
by brooks :D February 8, 2010
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Cali Lax

The sport of lacrosse when played in southern california. The name comes from east coast lax players who think us cali lax players have no game. recently cali lax players have gained ground on the east coast and are not considered as bad anymore
East coast player:" Yea dude those so cal kids just pass around like bitches and go surfing after....cali lax bro"

Cali Lax player" Were just as good as you, you guys dont get money"
by moneymaker$ November 2, 2010
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