Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

Crust king by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

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Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust

“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please”
“ I’m crust”

Crust by Crust01 July 28, 2025

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Crust

Crust is a term/slang that is used when something or a person is bad. Think of an soup that was left over 165 million years ago, when dinosaurs existed. Now imagine how that soup would be like. Lots of mold inside it, crust inside it, really disgusting orange and yellow stuff in the pan sticked to the pan. That's crust.

Here is some examples of how crust is used:

Hey man, you really have crust!
I don't like that game. That game has crust!
Alex, you got crust!

Crust by skiddxed August 2, 2025

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Crousty

The act of shoving maple syrup covered crotons in one's anus, vulva, urethra, throat, and Nasial cavity in that order.

"I heard Jimmy has been getting it on with a crousty fellow!"

Crousty by Tomoko Enjoyer December 22, 2025

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