blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you

after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018

Blow Bro Day

A male friend will ask their closest male friend to become their blow bro, on 20th of October if accepted the offer they must give eachother blowjobs.

Hey! I know we're close and i really want you to be my Blow Bro for Blow Bro Day

by notmax69420 October 16, 2020

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016