side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014

Side eye

The most devious look someone could ever give you. It is a crazy look only an absolute menace will give you. If you get this look you will most likely die within that day. It is when someone will give you an intense death stare through the corner of their eye. It can only be used at some terrible nasty shit.

“Bro I caught my boyfriend and my brother making out”
SIDE EYE.

by Rizzlertypeshi January 22, 2023

West side kiki

The plug that drinks too much!

I'm gonna go west side Kiki tonight.

by Sumdummhou7 June 2, 2023

Side Friend

A friend of someone that has other, closer friends that they would rather be with.

"*Sigh* I'm such a side friend..."
"What's a side friend?"
"Someone who you're friends with, but still have closer friends"
"Oh, like Jeremy!"

by SpookyScarySakura October 8, 2020

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015

Jap Side

Jap Side is a term used as a replacement for asshole.

"Go take it up your Jap Side"
"No"

by NUCL3AR May 17, 2022