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Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.
Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.
by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024
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Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.
Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"
by ghostylikeposty December 12, 2023
mugGet the Jew $heistymug.

Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.
(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.
by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022
mugGet the Jew Buttermug.

Jew Daycare

Any employment of a woman in the workforce.
Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?

Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.
by Bikewasstolen June 22, 2025
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White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite
We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
mugGet the White Power Jewmug.

Jew duster

The act of sweeping away a burnt Jews ashes
Person 1: we’re done in the chambers.
Person 2: do you need the Jew duster?
by Bidhdphdyod July 17, 2022
mugGet the Jew dustermug.

Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
mugGet the Jew dealmug.

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