The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 31, 2011
Get the ass muddlemug. When you play mini golf with his dick and your asshole. His dick is the putter and your asshole is the hole-in-one your man wants to make.
by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016
Get the Putt-Putt-Assmug. by Bob Bcbobby January 11, 2024
Get the National send an ass pic day!mug. a nigga that’s a whole bitch, talk shit about girls they actually wanna be with. BITCHY ASS NIGGA. SHIT TALKER. and insecure asf
by REALA$$BITCHHHH August 8, 2023
Get the bitch ass niggamug. by anonymous December 2, 2023
Get the certified ass clappermug. Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.
Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019
Get the turqoised my assmug. The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"
by Filip H. Tabel October 4, 2023
Get the Let A Monster Out Of Your Assmug.