fuck the dog

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.

I fuck the dog during every lecture.

by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024

Cuddle-fuck

When you want to cuddle so hard you need that dick inside you too.

I'm going to cuddle-fuck Greg* so hard when I see him next. Me -2012 to my sister on the phone who was in Siciliy. *Changed

by Meeluvi April 3, 2019

Fire fuck

Fire fuck: lighting a gingers pubes on fire, fucking them, then putting the flame out with your cum

:Bro I fire fucked a bitch last night
:Oh so u lit that gingers pubes on fire

by Beatthatdick456 June 11, 2021

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.

Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021

Fuck face

When a real kinky bitch always taking fucks to the face.

"Becky Always has cum on her face, she's such a fuck face."

by Me.smart ass April 1, 2016

jiminy fuck

When all voices of reason are saying “fuck”

*8 leg parlay misses by 1 leg, player needed 2 more points*
“Jiminy FUCK”

by Turfy9905 March 27, 2024

Unbe-fucking-lievable

When something is so unbelievable that only profanity can suffice to explain it.

Foreman: We're firing you and replacing you with a tortoise.
Hare: Unbe-fucking-lievable.

by MalumLibrum958 August 28, 2023