Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.

My boyfriend has a popsicle dick

by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017

dick

breakfast , lunch , and dinner

delicous horse cock (dick)

by i suck horse cock June 10, 2020

Dick hugger

A person who loves to run with whatever is popular amongst a group of MEN like a dick ride master A real Max Baughman type guy

Max please stop the dick hugger shit I don’t like when men on my tip

by Hebsnsks March 19, 2023

No dick december

anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September

Hey it’s no dick December

by The_man_17 September 25, 2020

Peripheral Dick

Standing at the urinal and out of the corner of your eye you see a blurred penis.

Average Michael: Hey dude, not starring or anything but I can’t help but notice your pissing cock out of the corner of my eye.

Toby Maguire: Ah man don’t sweat it, That’s just Peripheral dick !

Average Michael: love your movies by the way!

Toby: thanks so much man, it’s always nice to meet a fan. What do you do for work ?

Average Mike: I actually recently got laid off for staring at men’s cocks in urinals. Been a tough year.

Toby: you think you’ve got a it rough I’ve got Dinosaur legs.

Michael: oh god I hadn’t noticed!

Toby: well it’s not called peripheral dinosaur legs is it you unemployed loser.

Average mike: dude that’s not very christmasy of you.

Toby: Goodbye my lover, you have been the one. You have been the one for me. Love from Toby (dinosaur legs) Maguire.

by Gibbon_Lips October 19, 2025

Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Dick

In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.

Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.

Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019