Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Fuckness

When state of everything being fucked up.

My ex was so insecure, going to parties was total fuckness.

by Countrylishes December 30, 2019

fucking this chicken

A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.

*you are driving a car*

Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.

You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?

by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019

all fucking boiler room

When any given fuckhead in a headset thinks he's special.

Trader 1: 600 shares at 353, that's 1500 to me out the door baby!
Trader 2: Don't go all fucking boiler room on us.
Trader 1: Huh?
Trader 2: Shut the fuck up.

by mark52million March 20, 2019

The big fuck

When after the fuckening a bigger fuck is yet to happen.

My day is fucked anyways.

I wonder when the big fuck is gonna happen..

by Theveryverysadboy March 20, 2019

Fuck Zelda

A little arc en ciel from syria and gona explose two man from siberia so i need to raconte you une histoire , that storry is a storry abouteuh zeldo zeldo is a little pneus from michelin u know the big constructeur of pneus she have the particuliarité de drifté on the flooor assez fast , she got 98 on drift and 77 d'adherence u can reconnaitre un pneus zelda when u ear the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRII on the discord channel.

Fuck Zelda

by Unebombenonexplosifsigjuré March 21, 2019

three fuck niggas

3 people who are in a group and fuck eachother. three fuck niggas.

“hey look over there, the three fuck niggas are making out”

by Ramdon Bitchass March 21, 2019