You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!
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You haven't found it baby, that's for sure
You rip me up and spread me all around
In the dust of the deed of time
And this is not a case of lust, you see
It's not a matter of you versus me
It's fine the way you want me on your own
But in the end it's always me alone
And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby
Losing my favorite game
I only know what I've been king for
Another you so I could love you more
I really thought that I could take you there
But my experiment is not getting us anywhere
You haven't found it baby, that's for sure
You rip me up and spread me all around
In the dust of the deed of time
And this is not a case of lust, you see
It's not a matter of you versus me
It's fine the way you want me on your own
But in the end it's always me alone
And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby
Losing my favorite game
I only know what I've been king for
Another you so I could love you more
I really thought that I could take you there
But my experiment is not getting us anywhere
I had a vision I could turn you right
A stupid mission and a lethal fight
I should have seen it when my hope was new
My heart is black and my body is blue
And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby
Losing my favorite game
I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I've tried
I've tried
But you're still the same
I'm losing my baby
You're losing a savior and a saint
A stupid mission and a lethal fight
I should have seen it when my hope was new
My heart is black and my body is blue
And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby
Losing my favorite game
I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I've tried
I've tried
But you're still the same
I'm losing my baby
You're losing a savior and a saint
by Death Menace July 13, 2023
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