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Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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THE WOOD

When you grab a thick piece of wood and shove it in your girls ass when you are fucking her
Dude me and your girl did the wood last night
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
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wood

a blunt that was rolled using a backwood
dude1: pass the wood
dude2: gotchu bro
by astro76 August 16, 2024
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Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"
A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"
by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023
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Jake Wood

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