When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.
My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain
by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020

The Polynesian Tug-of-War is performed by tucking both of a man's balls inside his rectum before sitting on his face on top of a piano.
The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.
The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.
by Oxide9 March 9, 2022

An ungodly war of tree shooting up one another only to be stopped by the tree god who then planted all of them in the ground.
by PossiblyGodJkHeDoesntExist September 4, 2017

the predicted third worldwide war that finally began on December 15, 2018, that was fought mainly between Ariana Grande, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and Pete Davidson.
by Aneera :) December 15, 2018

by Madam82 March 2, 2016

A game where a piece of string have 2 ends that a tied on to the nuts, genitalia, groin, crotch, testicles male. The contestants will walk back and the string will have to go off of nuts but nether contestants can untie the string the losses will get kicked in the nuts
Last time I played nut tug of war I lost and the winer was not wearing no normal shoe of corse it had a Metal front that was not kicked quite softly at my nuts
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

by NepgearAfficionado April 15, 2022
