Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.

When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.

by IndiLee November 9, 2023

Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.

"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."

by Heterococks November 7, 2022

Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024

administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep

After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 22, 2024

Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum

I just had the best Jill wank

by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.

Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.

by Tylah808 March 23, 2011