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amog us

amog us is is a bad illness that infects millions world wide. when infected its symptoms can include:

brain tumors, upset stomach, vomitting, diarrea, brain damage, blindness, saying sus or cap, and in some cases death.

how to avoid getting amog us:

staying away from people who seem to be infected, staying away from the game "among us", staying away from large crowds.

how amog us kills:

amog us will hijack two healthy cells and it will kill other cells and sometimes it will sabotage the lungs, eyes or heart.
sorry i cant come to the party im trying to stay away from large crowds to stop me from getting amog us
by DustyPaladin November 14, 2021
mugGet the amog usmug.

Mama send us a signal

A call for a sign !! Basically a term used to express an incident one was not particularly happy with and without regard or warning,one calls out the offenders by emphasizing to mama that “they are here” one further asks mama how to deal with them.
Even those that pretend to go to the toilet when it’s time to pay the bill are here mama send us a signal how to deal with them
by Pinkdiamond92🇿🇲 May 27, 2018
mugGet the Mama send us a signalmug.

disc us

A highly addictive game made as a rip off among us. its like if Satan wanted to have an among us in hell. the game is gruesome and can be hard. a fun game to check out with friends.
"Hey dude have you played among us?" Friend 1 say "No I've been busy playing Disc us because my mom said among is too expensive." Friend 2 says
by Acoolboy8628649 February 14, 2022
mugGet the disc usmug.

troll used

when you troll use your stopwatch on maokai
kanavi is playing maokai and stopwatched a really troll sylas e under his own tower and then lost the game 30 seconds later because he troll used his stopwatch
by joebiden33333 October 21, 2023
mugGet the troll usedmug.

among us

even tho its seen as a meme the actual game sucks now
YOU GOTTA PAY TO TALK
YOU GOTTA PAY TO MAKE A U S E R N A M E
friend 1: "lets play among us"
friend 2: "lol funny meme gæm"

the actual game:

Friend 1: "is this game fucking owned by EA????"
Friend 2: "probably man, and im never playing this again"
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
mugGet the among usmug.

US TESLA AN

The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.

ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.

ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,

SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(

CUMMING is required.
Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
mugGet the US TESLA ANmug.

Not Like Us

The diss song made by rapper Kendrick Lamar towards other rapper Drake, this song was apart of the 4 other songs that ruined Drake’s career
Person 1: Did you hear the song Not Like Us?

Person 2: Yeah, Drake is absolutely cooked.
by Eatpaint July 5, 2024
mugGet the Not Like Usmug.

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