by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.
With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
by FIR3_BREAK3R December 10, 2021
any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"
Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."
Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"
Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."
Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."
Man 2: "So. I don't care."
Man 1: "You're disgusting."
Man 2: smiles
Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."
Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."
Man 2: "So. I don't care."
Man 1: "You're disgusting."
Man 2: smiles
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy
"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022