CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility
Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.
by augustjj811 July 13, 2015
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skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024
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super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)
by Bill Gates May 06, 2003
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cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋
Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!
by Strongblanco June 23, 2019
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Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.
1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*
by Aditis May 29, 2017
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Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
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lesbian cow

Lukes mum is a massive lesbian cow
by Big dick men July 21, 2022
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