Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.

Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."

by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023

Andrew Jackson

American statesman, lawyer and general.
7th President of the United States (1829-1837)

Andrew Jackson was the seventh President of the United States.

by slayert March 07, 2022

Andrew Jackson

The president with the most balls, but didn't know where to put them

This dude's like Andrew Jackson

by kjlkjh April 18, 2022

Andrew’s girlfriend

Andrew’s girlfriend is a girl named Luciana. She is the most beautiful girl in the world with no parallel. She’s kind, outgoing, hard-working, and everything Andrew could ever want or need in a partner. Her overwhelming beauty and personality sweep all who look at her right off their feet. Without her, Andrew would be lost, and living a path that would be wrong. Andrew is beyond grateful for Luciana, and strives day and night so show his love to her.

“Have you seen Andrew’s girlfriend?”

-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota

by HanqDog October 16, 2023

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022

Andrew Garfield

To try to admit you're not involved in an upcoming movie or series by obviously admitting it

Interviewer: Will you be playing this role in the next movie.
Actor: I really don't know, although I am in contact with the producer.
Said actor just did an Andrew Garfield.

by Xava67 June 01, 2022

andrew garfield

THE SEXIEST MAN ON PLANET EARF

DUDE ANDREW GARFIELD IS HOT ASH IN TASM 💥💥

by seriza July 30, 2023