evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun

"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee

by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025

Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!

“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”

by January 20, 2023

Peter Griffin'd

When you get waterboarded on September 29th.

I got Peter Griffin'd

by Sourcie July 05, 2024

Peter’s Mom

Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard

“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”

by Genotype20 September 25, 2017

Peter Taylored

Meaning to get very drunk, as drunk as the infamous drunk Welshman Peter Taylor.

"dude, i got absolutely peter taylored last night"

by fridayad December 24, 2009

Circle Peter

when the male human transgender uses his penis to form an O shape

Aurora, you wanna see my circle peter

by Mrs. Creamer February 27, 2017

Circle Peter

when a male or transgender mammal forms an O shape with their penis

Wow those circle peter whales in the distance are Cirle Petering -Shawna Creamer

by Mrs. Creamer February 27, 2017