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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Light switch Relationship

A constant on and off again relationship
Cole and Jake are split up again, they have such a light switch relationship
by Power Company July 20, 2024
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Light

Slang for THC Syrup

Used in the same way Lean , Dirty or Promethazine is
I ain’t sipping no Lean

Imma pour me sum light

-Baby G
by 713-941 April 27, 2020
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The Green Light

when your about to have sex and usually the woman will give a signal typically with their eyes and facial expression signalling her consent
Girl: *closes eyes slowly*
(or pulls any expression giving an obvious consent face)
Guy:'was that it, was that the green light, am i good to go?!'
by that aussie October 30, 2021
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Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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Lights

Lights is the debut studio album by English singer and songwriter Ellie Goulding. Released through Polydor Records on 26 February 2010. The album reached number one on the UK Singles Charts.

The album includes 4 singles. Under the Sheets, Starry Eyed, Guns and Horses and The Writer, reaching number 53, 4, 26 and 19 respectively.

The album debuted at number 1 on the UK Albums Charts. The album was also re-released as Bright Lights which included 2 hit singles, Your Song and Lights reaching number 2 and number 49 respectively.
#1: “Have you heard Ellie Goulding’s album, Lights?”
#2: “Erm yeah ofcourse it’s literally so good!!!”
by halcyonlover July 31, 2025
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