whack the 'cock

To play badminton; to hit the shuttlecock ('cock) around.

Pete: "Yo dogg, want to go out and whack the 'cock around for awhile?"
Ken: "No thanks. I'm just going to hang out here and masturbate."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

cock whore

Once a woman has sampled the Wang once in a few instances she can become a cock whore, meaning that she will go fourth and touch, feel, and taste as much cock as she humanly can. In a few rare documented cases she will turn into a cock monster. If curious please look up that definition for further info.

Ashely is quite the little cock whore, and is well on the path to becomeing a cock monster.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Ox-cock

A term used to define a male's overused and possibly infected penis in result of having many sexual partners during Oxford University Freshers Week. The sufferer is usually 18-19 in age and will experience some friction burn and light tingling on their penile skin. Ox-cock, though not universally well known, is a common condition. There is no treatment yet found for Ox-cock, however, it has been proved that limiting the sex a sufferer has whilst having Ox-cock can greatly help by calming down the penis' surface. Unfortunately, the pain can be quite extreme for a sufferer, especially when becoming erect, wearing tight trousers or when having sexual intercourse. Pain can also arise from first-party or second-party masturbation. Sufferers will recover quickly, usually dependant on how much they limit their sexual activity. However, there is a long term damage factor: sufferers of Ox-cock will find an increase of sexual partners wanting to use a condom. Whilst this shouldn't be an unfortunate consoquence, Ox-cock sufferers are usually not keen on wearing protection whilst performing intercourse or receiving fellatio, and this is usually the reason why it is caused.

Tom, 19, sufferer of Ox-cock is on his first week of university at Oxford. Cecile 17, is a female friend who has come to visit.

Example 1

Tom: Can you give me a blow job?
Cecile: I would love to, but you've got Ox-cock.

Example 2
Tom is about to have sex with Cecile without a condom.

Cecile: not so fast Tom, get a condom please.
Tom: why?
Cecile: you've got Ox-cock, I don't know what your cock is carrying around!

by corpsexbytch November 19, 2010

Cock Carnival

A gathering of large group of males at a party or social event. (negative context).

"Gosh, this party sucks, its such a cock carnival...there aren't any ladies here."

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney March 26, 2009

cock struck

Individual who is totally controlled by the person to whom said cock is attached.

My girl is so cock struck that she always picks up the check.

by Orygynl March 7, 2008

Poppy-cock

Another way of saying ‘fuck sake’

‘I’ve lost my coat, Poppy-cock’

by jame🦽 December 23, 2021