Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.

'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"

by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

obama surprise

During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem

During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise

by Mrbig696969 December 27, 2016

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017