The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
Get the Water Piratemug. by babypiratesnapchat2 December 4, 2022
Get the piratesmug. A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.
by LogicalTea August 19, 2025
Get the Pirate Chefmug. Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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by chipbully November 2, 2014
Get the wallet piratemug. An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
by Galevekon November 17, 2013
Get the Nipple Piratemug. When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.
by alpha india golf February 23, 2021
Get the Scroll Piratemug. If being wrong was a person
by It isn't Funny May 14, 2022
Get the Pirate Wizmug.