Ben Franklin

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

by Toby Doughbawaski July 25, 2008

ben thast

A man who is the best at hockey and has a massive dick and a amazing ladies man and has the best bodie in his city

Ben thast is a amazing guy and loves girls and has a super cool and hot body

by Pat king May 12, 2017

Ben Lee

A catchy pop singer. His music is fun, and is actually original.

And that's the way he likes it.

Ben Lee has the most awesome hair ever. Sometimes his songs get a little too happy, but most of the time they're really fun.

by Bluth Company May 16, 2008

ben garrison

An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,

and an overall prick.

Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

Ben BJ

a type one hero, clearly superior to all others in heroness. A true beast, comparable to Beowulf

"wow I wish someone would save me"
"oh its ok, there is Ben BJ"

by bjbj March 2, 2010

Uncle Ben

An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.

I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.

by SamB14 May 23, 2020

ben-jammin'

An adjective used to describe the overwhelming positive qualities of a person or item

That was so ben-jammin'!!

by Edge Bruce July 5, 2011