Nerd

Someone that you make fun of as a kid, but will end up working for as an adult.

I picked on that nerd Bill Gates as a kid. Now he has me on janitor duty in the microsoft headquarters.

by uuuuuuuuggggg February 3, 2015

urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021

nerding one out

when ur very angery and very educated on a certain topic you could nerd one all over that person

"ryan was nerding one out"

by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024

Nerd

1. An extremely smart human being, has an unusually long penis. Above humanity in many ways.

Damn, I sure wish I was a nerd.

by ashidkanything January 17, 2023

band nerd

A kid in the school band who is a try hard. They're always in the band room, where it is their second home. He/she is always first chair in the state band and tends to be the Teacher's pet.

Kid: Oh yeah did you hear? Julian, Steven, Jiayao, Luisa got first chair again

Kid 2: Oh what a surprise. THEY DO THIS EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. What a band nerd they are.

by bandnerdinband March 24, 2020

Creative nerd

A creative nerd is someone who plays fortnite and grinds 20 hours in a gamemode called creative. You'll see them crank 50 90s. if u encounter one run

Person 1: NAH HE TRIPPIN HE JUST CRANKED 50 90s
Person 2: Thats a creative nerd

by A gay boy version965 December 7, 2021

Jockish Nerd

A nerd or geek of any spectrum (gender/religious/ect) who gets swole/ripped/shredded. For the sake of either losing weight or mental health issues while holding onto their nerdish/geek/ect tendency.

Remember Jeff? She got swole and her personality is extremely hostile. Yeah he's kinda a Jockish Nerd now.

by Excited Bike December 27, 2020