Jordan

She's a Very Badass Girl. She doesn't open up to people like that. A very Sexy Body Curves Or No Curves still hot as shit.
Pretty Voice. Loyal,kind,Smart,Goofy ASF . She Cares About Her Fam And Friends So if You Fuckin Wit Dem You Fuckin Wit Her. She LOVES I MEAN LOVESSS Anime It Her Fav.She is Sassy At Times Too.She's Like Megan Thee Stallion Twin.

Jayla:Hey Jordan

Jordan:Hey Girl You Lookin Fine As A MF
Jayla:NAHHHH dat Is You

by YourLocalAnimeBaddie098 November 22, 2021

Jordan

She shares a blood line with that of the Greek Gods. If God created the heavens and earth in six days, Jordan would have completed it in 3. She is a hustler and she gets things done. At her job they call her the Lara Croft of advertising because she makes a treasure out of everything she touches. Her work ethic speaks volumes, but let’s not forget her sense of humor is that of 3 Dave Chapelles and 2 Chris Tuckers combined. Aside from her amazing personality, she can dance like Shakira and Beyoncé combined. You’re blessed if you ever come across a Jordan in your lifetime.

That girl, she’s one in a million, she’s a Jordan.

by Jordan37444 November 22, 2021

Jordan

A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.

Totally pulled a Jordan; I love him but now it smells.

by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021

Jodia

Sweetest person to ever exist. They always know how to make anyone feel comfortable around them, and everyone finds them nice. Attractive too. They’re multi-talented, they’re good at literally everything. They will always be there for you, and everyone needs at least one Jodia in their life.

“Do you know Jodia? He seems nice! I wanna be friends with him!”

by jayjay175 November 22, 2021

Jobdariel

Jobdariel is a one of a kind modern day warrior, just like the name Jobdariel is a very unique person. Jobdariel is believed to be a direct descendant of an ancient civilization of giants as he towers over any person that dares to come near him. In contrary to what may appear, Jobdariel is often very kind hearted, caring, loving and at times shy. But when tempted and angered a dangerous beast of a man will emerge with giant like size, and strength which resembles that of gods. As Jobdariel is 1/1 with no other person sharing such an amazing name, he is one of the most rarest sights in the planet and almost impossible to come across by, but if one ever believes to be amongst Jobdariel he could be easily identifiable by his grand stature and his 10000/10 smile.

Person 1: hey you had a chance to meet Jobdariel?
Person 2: Omg yes such a wonder guy, and his so big!
Person 1: Yeah he’s great, just don’t bother him too much alright…he will smack you, just saying.

by JD_thegiant November 22, 2021

jordaens

Jordaens is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know, He’s funny and amazing He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. A Jordaens has a big heart and he is very compassionate he wants to help everyone he can sumn say hes even a therapist He loves animals (especially horses and snake). Jordaens is extremely extroverted and he is very adorable when he blushes. If you’ve found yourself around a Jordaens become his friend asap no rocky and ladies you better CUFF him while you can( which u probably cant cause hes really that guy) Jordaens has many women vying for his attention but he is very very loyal and tends to pay them no mind. Jordaens have so much potential and ambition. Jordaens has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. A Jordaens is very attractive and VERY good in bed. He will always listen to your desires and needs. A Jordaens always pleases his partners. He is a gorgeous human being. Jordaens should always be cherished and loved. Jordaens deserves the world. A man unlike any other. Hes different BUILT DIFFERENTLY, a man you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordaens are life changing .Having a Jordaens in your life is not always a privilege but an honor fr

whose that guy over there??

oh thats Jordaens, he’s really that guy fr i call him Jmoneysprinklebandz

by Jmoneysprinklebandz November 23, 2021

Jordan

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.

Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan

by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021