Definitions by BigSlongJim

Tomanagaunch 

Tom-ana-gornch
The good shit. The absolute best tippity top there is. Nothing beats the gaunch. It is on another level.

“Mate that’s tomanagaunch” Nothing beats that shit.

Tomanagaunch by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021

Jordan 

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.

Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan

Jordan by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021