Jordan

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan
by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021
Flag
Get the Jordan mug.

Tomanagaunch

Tom-ana-gornch
The good shit. The absolute best tippity top there is. Nothing beats the gaunch. It is on another level.
“Mate that’s tomanagaunch” Nothing beats that shit.
by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021
Flag
Get the Tomanagaunch mug.
More random definitions