Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 04, 2018
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Robyn Wood

To rob from the poor to feed the rich.
All she had was her incapacity benefit but he still managed to Robyn Wood her...
by King Pod January 17, 2008
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3-wood

Get my 3-wood.
by jacknorth August 23, 2019
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timothy wood jr

The only name that if you are white and named Timothy Wood Jr you are born automatically with a N Word pass for life
Timothy Wood Jr is the only cracker that I know that can say nigga cause he is actually black
by Definitions 106 May 12, 2019
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Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.
Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.
by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022
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paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions
by D.b.E.e.Z.Y March 14, 2017
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Well-known quote by Socrates
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
by Pee Pee McAss October 05, 2020
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